Almost two weeks ago, I mentioned on Facebook that I was on my 198th post, just two away from a number which is only significant because we have ten fingers, and I asked people what I should do to celebrate. Of course, I asked this on facebook, so the responses were definitely less than stellar.
... in fact, if you consider that "stellar" means "relating to stars," I could say the comments were nebulous and actually be scientifically accurate!
Anyway, because I had no idea what I wanted to do to commemorate my 200th post, I've been crippled by indecision. I've wanted to reblog things and I've wanted to regular-blog things, but I've been like, "No, I can't; if I make a post, then I can't make another because my next one will be the 200th."
So I've been stuck at 198 until I did this one, because I felt like, with only one free post before I had to do the 200th, I had to make it count.
Well, not anymore! I've submitted to the dominant request on Facebook — I'm making an anti-climactic, insubstantial, uncelebratory, totally lame post, just to get it out of the way so I can get back to ranting without feeling obligated by tradition or accepted blogging conventions.
And, to top it off, I've got a picture from Lolcats, just to make this post even more vacuous!
So, to all you potential employers who are now reading this post, my "fuck it; I'm doing what I want to do" limit is about two weeks, and given that I generally don't do well with authority for authority's sake anyway, I'd say two weeks is pretty impressive.
Hey, I can write that in calculus!
Limt -> two weeks f(t) = fuck it.
... where "t" is time and "f(t)" is my capacity to put up with crap. :D
Alright, I'm done. Happy 200th post, Logic Eats Babies!
(And yes, I know it's "all right." I just wanted to pique my dad's SIWOTI syndrome)
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